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Hot Child In The City

All the warnings were correct. Because of my current radioactive nature, Juannie and I slept apart for the first time ever when we have been in the same building. He slept on an air mattress in another room while I slept alone in our bed.

On the bright side, we only have to sleep apart for one more night. Then I am not quite so luminescent.

We are going to my mom's birthday celebration tonight and I have to sit apart from everyone and eat with plastic utensils.

And on the off chance that I become incontinent in the next 24 hours, I will have to keep my Depends in the backyard for 40 days because they will be glowing enough to set off radioactivity monitors at the dump sites. (Pun intended.)

edit: My theme song for the week thanks to luxlis: Toxic by Britney Spears. Perfect!

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beccak1961
Oct. 14th, 2005 08:06 am (UTC)
This is the most bizarre thing ever. I'm sorry because I know you're going through it but I find it so fascinating.
silverdee
Oct. 14th, 2005 09:13 am (UTC)
Don't be sorry. I find it endlessly interesting and odd myself. I can't even go to the movies for a week in case I would sit next to a pregnant woman. Not that there are many movie theaters open yet here.
beccak1961
Oct. 14th, 2005 09:15 am (UTC)
Wow. I remember I had rubella as a teen and I wasn't supposed to go to public places in case there were any pregnant women around.
We will hopefully be in town tomorrow. We are trying to find roofers.
silverdee
Oct. 14th, 2005 09:21 am (UTC)
All these issues I would not have considered about this treatment on my own! Have a safe trip and good luck with the roofer search!
luxlis
Oct. 14th, 2005 08:17 am (UTC)
I had this really sad image in my head of everyone at the birthday party standing around a table telling jokes and laughing... and then you off in the corner by yourself eating cake. I hope that's not how it goes ;)

Your theme song this week is Toxic by Britney Spears :)
silverdee
Oct. 14th, 2005 09:18 am (UTC)
Oh, they will be telling jokes - about me. :-)

I told Juannie that we should bust out the kiddie table for me tonight and take pictures to show my nephew who hates being relegated to the kiddie table at holidays.

So there I will sit with my plastic utensils, paper plate and disposable cup. Thankfully, I am still allowed alcohol. I will be having a few gimlets tonight.
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