#1 It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
#6 If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
#26 Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don't mind at all what the girl does for a living.
#33 All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.