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Movie Magic

40 things that only happen in movies.

#1 It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.

#6 If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

#26 Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don't mind at all what the girl does for a living.

#33 All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.



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Jul. 15th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
This is probably in there somewhere, but all women run in heels and look back all the time so that they twist their ankles and fall over.
Jul. 15th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
I thought of one just now. If a character is having a bad day, bags of trash or groceries will always break open to make their bad day that much worse.
Jul. 16th, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
People order expensives meals and drinks and then instantly walk away from them without taking a bite/sip.*

Everyone in New York lives in a girnormous loft that would cost several thousands to actually rent.

People toss away perfectly good and expensive guns the minute they are empty.

*What I liked about the old Rockford Files series is that Jim would always try to steal a gulp before he had to go off and solve a crime. It's the little touches...
Jul. 16th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
And Jim Rockford lived in a realistically beat-up trailer not some posh loft. I love that show!
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:07 am (UTC)
funny list!
Men who live alone never have food in their refrigerator.

The victim of a stalker usually has large glass doors.

Really nice men are either killed or the killer.

Beautiful women love homely men but beautiful men don't love homely women.

Bathrooms are generally the size of my livingroom.

The hero/heroine does not have bed hair in the morning.

Only funny, wierd old people have dentures or canes or wheelchairs (unless the last is a child who is there to evoke sympathy).

The chance of hailing a taxi is in direct negative proportion to the need for one.

Old people having a healthy sex life is embarassing or goofy. Also, people who are overweight or plain or really tall or display some "not Hollywood beautiful physical trait), sterotypically uncool people (geeks, goths, nerds, whatever), couples that have been married for a long time, or anyone with an accent(except French or Italian).

Many the above don't apply if it's a comedy.
Jul. 17th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
Re: funny list!
These are all so true! The bathroom one made me laugh out loud.
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