Fleur de Dee (silverdee) wrote,
Fleur de Dee

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Hot Child In The City

All the warnings were correct. Because of my current radioactive nature, Juannie and I slept apart for the first time ever when we have been in the same building. He slept on an air mattress in another room while I slept alone in our bed.

On the bright side, we only have to sleep apart for one more night. Then I am not quite so luminescent.

We are going to my mom's birthday celebration tonight and I have to sit apart from everyone and eat with plastic utensils.

And on the off chance that I become incontinent in the next 24 hours, I will have to keep my Depends in the backyard for 40 days because they will be glowing enough to set off radioactivity monitors at the dump sites. (Pun intended.)

edit: My theme song for the week thanks to luxlis: Toxic by Britney Spears. Perfect!
Tags: health, me
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