On the bright side, we only have to sleep apart for one more night. Then I am not quite so luminescent.
We are going to my mom's birthday celebration tonight and I have to sit apart from everyone and eat with plastic utensils.
And on the off chance that I become incontinent in the next 24 hours, I will have to keep my Depends in the backyard for 40 days because they will be glowing enough to set off radioactivity monitors at the dump sites. (Pun intended.)
edit: My theme song for the week thanks to luxlis: Toxic by Britney Spears. Perfect!