April 12th, 2005

global

Thank God I'm Not...

A little bit country and a little bit rock and roll! Then I'd be bound for Branson. (Yuck!)


You Belong in London


A little old fashioned, and a little modern.

A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.

A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.

No wonder you and London will get along so well.


What City Do You Belong in? Take This Quiz :-)



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As seen in a recent edition of bibliovixen.
lips, uncertain

Hey Loser!

"Fourteen percent of the world's cell phone users report that they have stopped in the middle of a sex act to answer a ringing wireless device, Ad Age reported."

"People can't bear to miss a call," said Christine Hannis, head of communications for BBDO Europe. "Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting. And getting so many calls proves social success," she said. "It fulfills a fundamental insecurity."

Hey loser! Instead of having sex with another person, just pleasure yourself with your precious phone while it's vibrating. That way you and your phone can be alone all the time without those pesky sex partners getting in the way.
hobbes

The Latest Jihad

"We are Unitarian Jihad.. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with.

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: 'Sincerity is not enough.' We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone."