May 10th, 2005

hobbes

Whine Time

I have had the worst headache for the last two days. It's sinuses or allergies I guess. I have so much work to do but I just want to put my head down on my desk and sleep all day.
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dance, happy

Power Play

"Testicles are fragile little beings.

Uteruses, on the other hand, are the most powerful muscular organ in the human body."

"Thus, I posit that humans should no longer use the terms 'balls' to relate strength to an object or a person. From now on, humans should use the term 'uterus' to offer strength or courage to something. Here are some examples:

Man that car has got one hell of a uterus.
Stop being such a chicken--you need to grow a uterus.
That took uterus, man."

Read the entire post here.

Snagged from ericisrad.
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