October 1st, 2005

new orleans, fleur

Stan & Tammy

Two more tropical waves are firing up and will probably become named storms in the next 24 hours. They will be dubbed Stan and Tammy.

I think they need to be more creative with hurricane names. I also think they should be called names that are more expressive of how people feel about hurricanes.

Here are some of my suggestions: Asshole, Bitch, Creep, Dickhead, Enemy, Fuckface, Guaniferous (shit carrying), Horrid, Ill Will, Jackass, Lousy, Maniacal, Nasty, Overblown, Pain In The Ass, Rat Bastard, Shithead, Trash, Ugly, Venereal Disease, Windbag