5 Things That Need a Downgrade Like Pluto
1. "Godfather III." This "film" is just not worthy of "Godfather" status.
2. Gluttony. If it remains a deadly sin, a lot of us are in trouble.
3. Tour de France/100 yard dash. Not a sport if winners keep getting busted for 'roids.
4. Segways. Try walking, pal.
5. Tom Cruise. Downgrade to a B-list actor . . . oh wait, already done. Thanks, Paramount.