If Ernesto messes up our late season Alabama beach vacation like Ivan did in 2004, we are going to have to file a class action suit against Poseidon (a.k.a. Neptune) and let him know that we have simply had enough of his Boys of Summer. (I've already made it quite clear how I feel about his Girls.)
He must cease and desist his temper tantrums and find a more acceptable outlet for his anger. Seizure of his trident is negotiable. Anger management classes may be optional. Rescinding of his wind capabilities is a definite.