Fleur de Dee (silverdee) wrote,
Fleur de Dee
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Contractions

Some suggested questions to ask a contractor before signing anything:

Can you read simple instructions?

Are those real tools in your trailer or are they cardboard cutouts?

Do I get to punch you for not completing a punch list?

When I speak do you hear dolphin-like squeals or actual words?

Does tomorrow ever come for you?

And for extra bonus points, an essay question:

Explain the concept of finite numbers.
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