Ellen Fein, co-author of the The Rules, blames her divorce on the painful aftermath of shoddy dental work.
The Rules promised women that they could snare Mr. Right quickly by having long hair, keeping phone calls with the lucky guy to less than 10 minutes and playing hard to get.
While admitting there were other issues involved in the split, Fein says the marriage's end was a direct result of complications following a procedure to put veneers on her self-proclaimed "gigantic teeth."
I guess she was not able to keep her customer (that would be her husband according to The Rules for Marriage) happy while dealing with the dental problems.
Rules Girl's Love On the Rocks
The Rules promised women that they could snare Mr. Right quickly by having long hair, keeping phone calls with the lucky guy to less than 10 minutes and playing hard to get.
While admitting there were other issues involved in the split, Fein says the marriage's end was a direct result of complications following a procedure to put veneers on her self-proclaimed "gigantic teeth."
I guess she was not able to keep her customer (that would be her husband according to The Rules for Marriage) happy while dealing with the dental problems.
Rules Girl's Love On the Rocks
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There ya go.
P.S. You notice how they never discuss the type of man you are likely to attract using the Rules? Apparently, anything living and breathing with the Y chromosome will do, thank you. Can't afford to be picky or anything or to worry about trivial issues like compatibility.