Management consultant William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School on Tuesday that stripping and exotic dancing can pay $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size.
Well, if bust size determines annual income, I could have been making lots more money all these years. And I would have been able to take advantage of all that earning potential beginning at age twelve! Unfortunately, I was not given this valuable advice during my middle school years and pursued other less lucrative opportunities.
"That stripping advice wasn't the only thing that riled parents. Di Salvo said one mother was outraged when her son announced that he was forgoing college for a field he loves: fishing."