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Management consultant William Fried told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School on Tuesday that stripping and exotic dancing can pay $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size.


Well, if bust size determines annual income, I could have been making lots more money all these years. And I would have been able to take advantage of all that earning potential beginning at age twelve! Unfortunately, I was not given this valuable advice during my middle school years and pursued other less lucrative opportunities.

"That stripping advice wasn't the only thing that riled parents. Di Salvo said one mother was outraged when her son announced that he was forgoing college for a field he loves: fishing."

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beccak1961
Jan. 17th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
Stupid school guidance counselor, suggesting teaching or nursing or accounting when I could have been a multi-millionare by now on these babies! No wonder I didn't finish college the first time around, I was in the wrong profession.
silverdee
Jan. 17th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
Where was management consultant William Fried when we needed him?
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silverdee
Jan. 17th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
All that knitting she's been exposed to has spurred her go into fashion design. Maybe she'll be knitting expensive wedding dresses someday like you posted about.
weelisa
Jan. 17th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
Wow - I had NO idea that kind of money could be earned!

Of course, I have neither the bust-age nor the temperament for such work: whattaya looking at, buddy?!!
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