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Crapture

So, you're a believer and you get lifted to heaven in the Rapture. Lucky you! But what about your heathen loved ones who are wandering the Earth wondering what happened to you? Well, now you can go to Rapture Letters and rub in your good fortune while chastising those left behind for not jumping on the holy bandwagon in time. Your e-mail letter will be sent out the Friday following the Rapture. And they will receive a letter every Friday after that so they won't forget just how holy and wonderful you were.

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luxlis
Feb. 23rd, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
Well, I'll definitely be signing up for that. I can't think of anything more Christian than rubbing the fact that I got raptured in the face of all of my friends and family. Excellent.
polarbee
Feb. 23rd, 2005 03:01 pm (UTC)
That website makes me giggle. What happens if the guy who runs it breaks his leg an forgets to reset the switch? Thousands of emails go out! Mass hysteria ensues! Western civilization could be brought to its knees but it! :)
weather_fan
Feb. 23rd, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
Every day I grow more and more irritated with the Religious Right. If there is a more egregiously pompous group of people in the nation I haven't yet seen it.
coffeemoon
Feb. 23rd, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
...just...wow.
What if something happens to the guy who's "resetting the switch?" Hopefully there is a backup switch-setter or two :)
vwip
Feb. 24th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC)
Espamgelism...
silverdee
Feb. 24th, 2005 06:55 am (UTC)
Oh that's a good one!
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