Things are going really well for us here in the United States with all our churches , our guns , our upstanding citizens and our fine role models. We don't need you messing things up for us.
And even though John Walters, the director of the U.S. National Drug Control office, says we need your help, "This is a problem. It requires joint action and we will continue to work with Canadian government on this." We don't! Our wise and witty President has things under control.