Yuck, bleh, gross, ick! I just had the worst strawberries with my lunch from the salad bar. They looked beautiful but were like eating hard bits of blandness. I will just have to eat a handful of Whoppers Mini Robin Eggs to erase the memory of their awfulness. And if that doesn't work, I may bust open the Cadbury Eggs I bought to share with Juannie.

I will try to restrain myself from using this as an excuse to devour the Cadbury Eggs. Really! I do promise to try.