It's the Silly Tasting Notes Generator.

Normal: Impressive and american-oaked Semillon. Whispers of fois gras, yew bark and strong-willed herbs. Drink now through April.

Extra-Silly: Meaty but soggy white. Begins with fruit rollups, soggy seawater and hopeful super-glue. Drink now through 2005. (This actually describes the taste of a Sauterne I had once.)

++ Update ++ Another Extra-Silly: Egocentric but equally freakishly evil Chardonnay. Contains sage, astounding raisin and weak spice. Drink now through Friday.