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Hey Loser!

"Fourteen percent of the world's cell phone users report that they have stopped in the middle of a sex act to answer a ringing wireless device, Ad Age reported."

"People can't bear to miss a call," said Christine Hannis, head of communications for BBDO Europe. "Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting. And getting so many calls proves social success," she said. "It fulfills a fundamental insecurity."

Hey loser! Instead of having sex with another person, just pleasure yourself with your precious phone while it's vibrating. That way you and your phone can be alone all the time without those pesky sex partners getting in the way.



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Apr. 12th, 2005 02:14 pm (UTC)
Jim read this to me off CNN last night and I was cracking up. I never remember to take my phone, rarely use it, and can't imagine stopping sex to answer the phone unless I'm waiting for a kidney or something. Sheesh.
Apr. 12th, 2005 02:27 pm (UTC)
How lame must the sex be if they think that call might be more exciting than what they're doing?
Apr. 12th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)
I tell you what, if Jim ever decided a call was important then sex, then he better just run off with the phone!
Apr. 12th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
I think that might be called, in the words of Dr. Phil, a deal breaker.

That cell phone would end up in new and wondrous places by the time I had done with the amour in question...yep, he'd end up in the ER with a lot of 'esplaining to do!
Apr. 13th, 2005 07:25 am (UTC)
"Well Doctor. I don't know how it happened. I just sat on my phone."
"While naked, sir?", says Doctor seriously. In his mind, the Doctor is planning to laugh at patient with his peers as soon as he leaves curtained partition.
Apr. 12th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
it <i>is</i> an exciting life
More than half of the respondents, 52 percent, said they used a mobile phone to flirt.

The last guy I was with didn't turn his ringer off while we were busy and it kept ringing, then a few minutes later it would ring some more. I think the least he could have done was pause to turn the damned thing off. *sigh*
Apr. 13th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
Re: it <i>is</i> an exciting life
That's so distracting especially when it keeps happening. You should have smashed the phone in with a high-heeled shoe and then told him you were exerting your dominatrix side. ;-P
Apr. 12th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oh man... how insulting would that be?! "Hold that thought baby... the phone's ringing!!"

Some people are just... sad.
Apr. 13th, 2005 07:36 am (UTC)
"Okay lover. I'll be holding that thought and when you get back you can hold your own naughty bits!"
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