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Power Play

"Testicles are fragile little beings.

Uteruses, on the other hand, are the most powerful muscular organ in the human body."

"Thus, I posit that humans should no longer use the terms 'balls' to relate strength to an object or a person. From now on, humans should use the term 'uterus' to offer strength or courage to something. Here are some examples:

Man that car has got one hell of a uterus.
Stop being such a chicken--you need to grow a uterus.
That took uterus, man."

Read the entire post here.

Snagged from ericisrad.

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luxlis
May. 10th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
I've got a brass uterus ; )
weelisa
May. 10th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC)
Hee. Personally, I prefer "that took ovaries!"
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